- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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