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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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