- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

White NBA players.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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