- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

White NBA players.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's circular and round A circle

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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