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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

White NBA players.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

White NBA players.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Anti Joke

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

White NBA players.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away