- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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