- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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