How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

John Cena for president

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Shea's sty....

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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