In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

White NBA players.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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