laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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