why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

hey hey apple

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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