How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

John Cena for president

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Shea's sty....

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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