- Anti Joke

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.