- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Face...tastes like chicken!

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