I am dyslexic

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Corn Muffins

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Feminism

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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