What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Shea's sty....

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What is the difference?

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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