- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Obama

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

homosexual

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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