- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Face...tastes like chicken!

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why so serious? Your brother died.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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