- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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