why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Shea's sty....

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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