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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Shea's sty....

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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