- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Women's Rights

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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