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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

homosexual

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.