- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Obama

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

homosexual

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Face...tastes like chicken!

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