7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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