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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

I am dyslexic

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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