- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

How would you rule?

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

world peace

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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