- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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