- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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