- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

were at work systems r down

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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