Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Ben Affleck

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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