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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Where's the dick??? east

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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