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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Obama

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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