- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

I am dyslexic

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Feminism

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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