Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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world peace

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Where's the dick??? east

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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