whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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How would you rule?

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Feminism

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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I am dyslexic

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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