A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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world peace

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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I need to start studying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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