A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Women's Rights

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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