- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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