Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Feminism

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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sky's sty

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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