- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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