A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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How would you rule?

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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world peace

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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