- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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