Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Abortion.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Nah

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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