- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

I forgot what i was gonna say

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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