- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

were at work systems r down

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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