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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

were at work systems r down

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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