Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Anti Joke

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