- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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