Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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