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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Religion.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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