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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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