Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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